So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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