she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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