Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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