My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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