Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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