but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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