In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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