a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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