haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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