eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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