Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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