Only a mothe r could love this liver
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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