Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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