I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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