So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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