How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The air taste purple.
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