absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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