wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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