Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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