Do you still have your period?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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