I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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