I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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