you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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