would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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