STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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