Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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