so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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