you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just gift wrapped bread.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The air was thick with penises
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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