I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Welp...herpes.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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