Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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