He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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