do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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