omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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