So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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