It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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