This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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