wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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