Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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