hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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