Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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