Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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