He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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