so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm bleeding and have questions
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