Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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