hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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