Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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