Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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