Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
They took my balls.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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