i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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