well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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