I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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