Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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