these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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