FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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