i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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