i don't like sucking hair
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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