oh god the rape fog is back!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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